By Mybrotherissatan - 10/03/2016 15:59 - United States - Arrington

Today, I found out why people in my new neighborhood keep giving me weird looks. For a laugh, my brother had gone around telling them I'm a parolee, and implying that I couldn't be trusted around their children. FML
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Tripartita 44

Looks like you're going to have to prove you're a good guy. I'd suggest buying candy for all the kids in the neighborhood, but that wouldn't cut it. Make it a van full of candy—oh, and make sure it's nearly windowless to ensure the candy doesn't melt in the sun.

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Kermy1113 23

Why the hell would he do that?? That's not something to really play with.

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Publikwerks 14

Put up flyers with his picture informing them he is a sex offender.

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Mike3258 18

I would force him to go door to door with you to explain the situation. sorry op

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Fas4wd 13

Things like that can't ever be fully taken back. Brother or not, I'd dole out some serious physical justice.

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HooyahNavy 10

Looks like your brother doesn't realize that there some things you don't joke about and he didn't realize how that will affect you

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amccaul1976 8

don't beat him up. Buy a billboard put up his picture and on it saying this man is wanted a in a string of robberies. If seen please call your cell phone. then when people call just let them know he's a lier and has cast the blame for his crimes onto his brother who is a stand up guy. If your brother comes around again they should go inside and lock the door. not cool when it happens to you.

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rickAUS 22

Have to be careful with that kind of stuff, otherwise you'll be looking at defamation of character/slander. OP's brother sounds like they may have already done it so this approach definitely would.

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silverbane27 13

I would disown said brother at that point . That's going to cause issues for years

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writerchic85 25

On the upside, no kids will come to your house for Halloween, hence more candy for you.

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Mental_Mouse 3

Yeah, this is something for which I would totally disown him. Even if he admitted to every single person he told that he lied about you, that doesn't reach the people they told....

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Tomryan279 10

No one should ever joke about someone abusing a child. That is so messed up of him to do that. Only cause I don't know you If we're were in prison for abusing kids then you should die. Only pick on someone your own size who can fight back, and defend themselves

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purple_duck88 6

Orrrr don't abuse anyone at all? Just a thought

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