By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 00:19 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
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Harpy20 24

You've got yourself one hell of a creeper. FYL.

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vespergreen 17

Have a can of pepper spray on standby for self-defence!!

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vespergreen 17

Have a can of pepper spray on standby for self-defence!!

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winkydog4056 16

#2_* defense, #17_* cocaine, #20_* bananas, #19_* peeling & #25_* aloe.

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Jiplo 18

Agreed! Only thing is I can't tell if this is epic trolling or major WTF situation.

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Harpy20 24

You've got yourself one hell of a creeper. FYL.

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sens3sfailing 24

All I could think of when I read this was "Cocain is one hell of a drug"

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andiewithlove 21

If she was a creeper all you would've heard was "kssssssssSSSSSSSSSSS...BOOM!"

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dayzz1 10

It makes a sound ?? .... But still, ouch!

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nikininja 4

Kind of like the sound of cling wrap but softer. ... I think I want to gag now.

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dayzz1 10

Oh wow :/ yep I'm with you on that one *gag*

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chrissy2 28

But banana's don't make a "sound".

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Teyros 24

You're right. She doesn't make a sound. She types out on FML about how weird that is.

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TrueTriage 16

I'm curious what kind of sunburn puns people could come up with...

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PinkKawaiiChic 10

Here's a bad sunburn pun: It's time to peel out of there.

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sirpantselot 22

I haven't red any good ones. How sunsmart can UV?

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eddeeezzyy 19

This reminds me of Micky Rooney off of a family guy episode that likes to rip off people's scabs.

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PrincessLiLi_fml 7

I feel that it's probably much less hilarious in real life...

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zango1 15

I'd definitely have to go with someone wanting to peel someone else's.

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LosAngelesSon 8

How about simply saying, "No." Think that'll work? Deny her the opportunity, she must stop asking.

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KM96 24

No, because she "won't take no for an answer" - so it probably will not.

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KiddNYC1O 20

How about simply brushing-up on your reading skills? :P

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newbiehere99 6

I haven't punched a girl in the face but... I still wouldn't. Tell her for every peel, you get to fondle her boobs ... And that you won't take No for an answer!

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sens3sfailing 24

What if she's into it an what if OP isn't a lesbian? Then she just boned herself HARD!

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