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By Rin - 15/01/2010 08:02 - United States

Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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By Noname - 31/12/2008 18:03 - France

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

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By Alisha-_- - 23/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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By sigh - 24/01/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

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By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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By scribbles1475 - 15/12/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

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andydawg8891 0

Friday 15 January 2010 16:06

Well maybe your a better looking man than he is!

littlexlion 4

Friday 15 January 2010 16:15

Ask him for tips, duh. :D

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catriona_cd 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:00

well it does give new meaning to the phrase "i want to get into your panties" :D

Stay_Fly_Shy 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:32

u sure know to pick 'em OP

Ayselen 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:53

wow that's weird. -Len

Bboy_DiSpirit 21

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:54

wats wrong with crossdressers huh?

owlowl 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 2:52

So the **** what? Get over yourself. Crossdresser =/= gay. Try to be a teensy bit more open-minded.

gingersnapper 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 3:00

Dude, not an FML. Ahhh, cross-dressers. They can look like hot chicks but still possess that convenient penis.

bernie69 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 4:21

hold on where'd u find pics of that, I cab only think of **** sites which are like showing crossdressers

sexpistol 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 4:42

why is that a problem or a FYL? that's kind of cool. accept people for what they are. if you liked him before, what's wrong with him cross dressing? a lot of cross dressers are not gay.

jair_lhao 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 8:31

lol I got to see him

LauraTheKiwi 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 15:02

Damn, he's a sexy chick. :L

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