By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 06:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
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imustbeinsane 2

Now you got 100 problems and a bitch is one

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onedayinamsterda 14

that line is pretty catchy though! have u guys even heard the track?

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

Have YOU ever heard this track? Or do you not see the lyrics posted all over?

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perdix 29

My guess is that Problem #1 is Misogyny?

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RedPillSucks 31

Nah! cause Misogyny is a bitch, and clearly he stated that a "a bitch aint one of them" Unless he meant that a bitch is problems 2 through 99, but not #1!!!

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vitty_z 16

pretty sure jay-z is the only one who can get away with that.

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kayaker83 4

I just saw lion king today with my 3 yr old and recognized that! Lol

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DynamicDave 11

If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son! ...Oh wait, I guess you need to have a girl first. Well, I'll save my pity for someone else.

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Androidz 0

I noticed your profile pic. Very appropriate for this FML.

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Androidz 0

Oh shit, that was already posted. I'll bend over and take the thumbs down.

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ikickgingers 15

Edit - wrong place

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Enslaved 36

Did you put "it" in the wrong place again? Tsk tsk! ;)

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ikickgingers 15

Accidentally replied to wrong fml. Lol. :). "it" is where "it" always is. Jeez. Op rocks!!! Stay on topic ikg!!!

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Enslaved 36

That's right! On topic! If not......deletion! I enjoyed being teacher's pet for the other FML! Too bad it went *poof* Ummm.....yeah, that 99 problem song...ummmm..... I got nothing! Oh, wait! I wonder if JayZ still thinks that way with a prego Beyonce. Midnight fried chicken runs, don't sound fun.(:

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stevenmx86 7

Woah, bro. You're too funny... OP you stupid douche...

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