By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 06:45 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 061
You deserved it 76 091

Same thing different taste

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I just realized how appropriate my picture is for this FML.

It is a pretty bitching pic of the cookie monster

RedPillSucks 31

if he wants to pick up a swift kick to the nuts...

rogerusmc23 0

Your pic is also very appropriate for this particular FML.

I'm assuming "being socially awkward", "suffering from slight mental retardation" & "parents regret not having me aborted when they had the opportunity" ARE some of those 99 problems, however.

Why would u even say that? Your a total dumbass and completely and truly ydi.

jessica232011 0

I got 99 problems but a douch ain't one

Took this made my day. Lmao I fwaking love you dude this shit had me dying. Lmao

You should have said "no, I was saving that title for you!" but I'm guessing you don't have a time machine, so FYL