By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 06:45 - United Kingdom
Same thing different taste
By MarkQ95 - 21/07/2013 23:58 - Ireland
Bad start
By Anonymous - 04/08/2014 23:04 - Canada - Toronto
Thanks
By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena
No
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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 07:52 - United States
No thanks
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Alexa, play "Why Can't I Be You?" by The Cure
By UGHHHH - 17/10/2023 00:02
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I just realized how appropriate my picture is for this FML.
It is a pretty bitching pic of the cookie monster
Epic pick-up line is epic. I give you +1
Your pic is also very appropriate for this particular FML.
I'm assuming "being socially awkward", "suffering from slight mental retardation" & "parents regret not having me aborted when they had the opportunity" ARE some of those 99 problems, however.
Why would u even say that? Your a total dumbass and completely and truly ydi.
You should have said "no, I was saving that title for you!" but I'm guessing you don't have a time machine, so FYL
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Now you got 100 problems and a bitch is one
YDI?