By happybirthday - 12/08/2012 05:49 - United States - Wrentham

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Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
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MCRaddict15 15

What a douche. He was more than lucky to have someone as compassionate as you. Oh well, his loss.

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dude1122332 9

I think you have another surprise for him right? Like some papers..

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simsgirlgem 25

Divorce him make sure you get a good attorney so he can't get the good china or the Mercedes

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mspiggy3712 11

I would chew that scumbag out for being such a dueche!

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sazzums 10

Being an ex-hooker myself (it is legal here) I can understand that you are very angry and upset. I will say, from personal experience, married men come often to see a working girl, and many of them actually just want the company, some want to live a fetish that their wives wont partake in, and only very very few come because they are just horny. Also, I hate the whole 'Get yourself checked' comments. I find them highly rude and a huge lie. I have NEVER in my life had ANY STD or STI, as same as all the girls I have worked with and become friends with, I am cleaner than some friends, and I take exceptionally good care of myself, and will refuse a guy if there is anything off-putting that makes me worry for my own sexual health.

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sam_teddy 2

I'm so sorry that your good intentions were met with that. I hope he realises that he just lost someone very precious.

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