Intimacy: Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost... - FML

By BNLM - 09/03/2010 01:11 - United States

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Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML

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You deserved it 34 212

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By airrinw_33 - 21/01/2013 03:55 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 05:23 - United States

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Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

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You deserved it 12 450

By Lizzy - 11/11/2016 03:01

Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML

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By bchorror - 22/04/2020 02:00

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Today, I went to take out my NuvaRing. To my surprise, I couldn’t find it. I’ve had unprotected sex almost every day this month. I don’t know when it fell out. FML

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You deserved it 1 186

By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 5 362

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01

Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML

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You deserved it 1 779

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Top comments

Tedet 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:22

I am 100% sure this is a Jonas brother

thenumberblue 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:21

I pity the non-virgin fool!

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mtc4ever 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:35

all the people saying they lost your virginity to an inanimate object should shut up. you're a virgin until you have intercourse with another person.

cooliodefined 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:46

this isn't an FML

puppergens 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:50

YDI for having a purity ring

pandabear948756 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:50

How is this even am fml?

i_kick_catz 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:24

why the hell would you get a purity ring in the first place

alexd375 2

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:29

thats called" i got laid", not fml

dealwithit84 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:46

shut up. losing that ring didn't make u open ur legs

SS99_fml 20

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:25

What's the FML? This is about as an FML as, "I went to drink a glass of water. There wasn't any ice. FML"

bugmenotmofo 34

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:33

Today, I wanted to post something on FML about how I got laid four months ago. I tried to put a bad spin on it with some junk about a purity ring, but let's face it: I got laid! **** YOUR lives, internet!

hbblondie17 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:04

i don't even see how this is a fml, just because you lost your ring doesn't mean you have to lose your virginity...

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Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML

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Today, while on my way to an important interview, I was stopped and ticketed for speeding. The ticket made me 20 minutes late, but when I showed up, I was told they forgot to call and let me know that the woman I was supposed to meet with called in sick this morning. FML

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Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML

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Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out, "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by, "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML

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Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

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