By wombats - 28/09/2013 14:38 - United States - Asheboro
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Hello! Yes, it's disgusting, but I assure you I am not disgusting myself. I'm pretty sure they weren't there yesterday...I hope. :/ They were very, very small, so I agree with #48, #50 and #101 that they probably came into being last night. They had over ten hours, as I went to bed early and got up late. I immediately threw away my toothbrush, toothpaste and washed my toothbrush holder. I of course went out and bought a new toothbrush and new tube of toothpaste. I felt very self-conscious going out without having brushed my teeth, so I chewed on lots of sugar free gum. :P I brush my teeth twice a day, as recommended by the ADA. I've actually replaced my toothbrush three times in the last three months for various reasons, including when I dropped one of them on the floor. I'm very conscious of my dental health. I keep my toothbrush upright in a glass (easier to see when it needs cleaning at the bottom...toothbrush holders themselves often have maggots or eggs in them. >_<), and I have a cover over the top of it (more on that in the next paragraph). When I flush the toilet, I always put the lid down because when you flush a toilet, it sprays particles of whatever is in there all around the room. We've had a problem with small, irritating little flies just recently, and I'm 99% sure those little arseholes are responsible. I rinse my toothbrush after I use it, and then put it in the holder with a cover on it...and I think that contributed to this, by creating a dark, moist place for a fly to lay its eggs. I won't be using one of those anymore. It shall sit free, as obviously the cover wasn't doing a bloody ounce of good anyway. This just makes me wonder what other delightful bugs land or crawl on our toothbrushes when we're not using them. :X I bet this happens more than we think, and the eggs just don't get a chance to hatch into maggots on the toothbrush. :P
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probably not that long, a fly could've just laid its eggs and they hatched on the sane day but I'm assuming you brush your teeth regularly :)
Probably for a few years. Maggots can live to be 70-80 years old. You've got to wonder how many have jumped the toothbrush to take up residence in you.
Your attempt at comedy is getting more and more lackluster and pathetic. Just stahp.
You think perdix is gonna stop commenting just because a stupid kid who thinks she has "swag" and says stahp tells him to?
Who the **** says "stahp"!? That's gotta be one of the dumbest things I've ever read. If you're going to criticize someone else's comments don't use imaginary words like "stahp". God damn I feel stupider just spelling the "stop" like that. I mean ****, it takes less time to spell out the actual word "stop" than it does "stahp" what the **** is wrong with you!? You're not original, you're just being ******* stupid! Ahh damn, I feel better now..
59 - you're new to the Internet it seems.
I'd hope it was an old toothbrush, no one uses, if not Just buy another one
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Show it anywayTime for a new toothbrush, and maybe an exterminator, just to be safe
Mmmm. Protein!!
Really? Maggots are the reason? I don't know about other FML-ears, but it has never crossed my mind that I should dry off my toothbrush in case of a maggot infestation.
Wow, looks like you might need to book a trip to the dentist, just to make sure you don't have them laying eggs in your teeth.
Brushing your teeth with maggots, the new way to fight cavaties!
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What are you eating?
Should probably get another toothbrush...Also check your toothpaste to see if they're coming from there.