By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 801
You deserved it 2 278

Same thing different taste

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Maybe leaves are more slippery than banana peels?

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I suppose you also have a problem with the terms collarbone, backbone, kneecap, and shoulder blade too? Don't be so pedantic. Yeah, technically they are the clavicle, spine, patella, scapula, but there is nothing wrong with using colloquial terms.

Twisted_Angel 17

Two years ago I slipped on a walnut and broke my ankle in two places. :/ hope you feel better.

When I was in fifth grade I was playing tag with friends when I tripped and broke my leg in three places

If it was in front of someone's property you might have a lawsuit

At least you'll never forget the fall leaves this year.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Suing someone because YOU slipped on a leaf that happened to be on or near their property? I hope you're joking.

Ouch.. Had something similar happen to me but with a stick. It will turn into a funny story later on.