Health: Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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Same thing different taste

By DaycareMama92 - 28/04/2017 16:00

Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML

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Ouch

By Aracrifice98 - 03/07/2021 01:59

Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML

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Sprain in the ass

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 16:02

Today, after two months of recovering from a sprained ankle, the doctor told me I was fully healed. On the way to my car from the doctor's, I stepped on some leaves, which were covering a small hole. A hole big enough for me to trip on and give me another sprained ankle. FML

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By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

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By Booooolette - 22/06/2016 04:27 - France - Beauvais

Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30

Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By Wilson - 04/10/2018 22:00

Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML

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Thursday 12 November 2015 0:44

Well you're not having a very good fall...

mattzawesome 28

Thursday 12 November 2015 0:46

Maybe leaves are more slippery than banana peels?

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Tannasgh 22

Thursday 12 November 2015 4:27

Ouuuuuuuuuuch!!!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 12 November 2015 4:37

It's called fall for a reason

warrenhoward42 20

Thursday 12 November 2015 5:04

one tough ass leaf.

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 12 November 2015 6:26

You fell forward and couldn't spring back

GeekGoddess1337 9

Thursday 12 November 2015 6:49

And I thought it was bad that I recently sprained my finger trying to kill a wasp.

Zarcissa 34

Thursday 12 November 2015 8:31

My mom warns me each fall that leaves can be slippery. Guess this FML proves her point.

PurpleKicks 22

Thursday 12 November 2015 11:48

That blows, a similar thing happened to a buddy of mine the other day. Hope you get better soon OP

animeislife 11

Thursday 12 November 2015 20:04

everyone is trying out their puns now...

Yastafari 16

Saturday 14 November 2015 8:54

I'm not gonna lie...I lmao.....lmao

l_w19 1

Sunday 15 November 2015 12:06

Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I broke my collar bone by falling into a parked car...

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Ouch

Sprain in the ass

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