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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML

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Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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By andinpublictoo - 29/10/2021 22:59

Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 20:00

Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML

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By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By thiscantbereal00 - 07/01/2022 14:02

Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML

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By batsu - 27/01/2012 06:48 - Canada

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

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Growing old sucks

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 00:00

Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Friday 16 January 2015 10:48

Have we?

demamcgirl16 21

Friday 16 January 2015 12:31

Here I sit, so broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.. Then one day I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.

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IWishIWasObama 12

Friday 16 January 2015 12:13

ewww!

Exodiafinder687 58

Friday 16 January 2015 12:19

What a shitty situa- *Gets shot*

Exodiafinder687 58

Friday 16 January 2015 15:28

Looks like I gambled and I lost. I guess they can't all be great.

Oley 27

Saturday 30 January 2016 9:15

Don't worry! I gave you a thumbs up!

demamcgirl16 21

Friday 16 January 2015 12:31

Here I sit, so broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.. Then one day I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.

Freda92 12

Friday 16 January 2015 19:34

Hahaha, loved your little poem, it's really funny!

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 17 January 2015 5:01

ehh already seen that on the inside of a stall at the DMV

NPN_Scorpio 16

Friday 16 January 2015 12:37

Magna Sharta.

Jzigger 6

Friday 16 January 2015 12:41

Wisest thing my dad has ever told me: Never trust a fart

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 16 January 2015 14:24

I tell my kids that, wise man.

xxreikoxx 31

Friday 16 January 2015 12:41

This is probably going to get buried in negative votes, but to be honest, I actually question the legitimacy of this FML at all...I can't be the only one. Really, who "gambles on a fart?"

allstarrider 14

Friday 16 January 2015 12:52

It's those moments when ur gassed up but not feeling well from your tummy but need to let that gas go hoping nothing else comes out but it does

Goblin182 26

Friday 16 January 2015 13:18

When you take a chance that you have to fart and it turns out you had to shit, that's how you gamble on a fart.

allstarrider 14

Friday 16 January 2015 12:51

When you least expect it shit comes out of nowhere

Arrow26 4

Friday 16 January 2015 13:18

You totally deserved that shit.

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 16 January 2015 14:23

NEVER trust a fart.

mrockhill 11

Friday 16 January 2015 14:42

9 out of 10 times the fart will win ..

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 16 January 2015 15:45

yeah but that one time.....Damn

mrockhill 11

Friday 16 January 2015 17:55

It's always at the wrong place at the wrong time

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