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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

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Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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By andinpublictoo - 29/10/2021 22:59

Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 20:00

Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML

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Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By thiscantbereal00 - 07/01/2022 14:02

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By batsu - 27/01/2012 06:48 - Canada

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 00:00

Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Friday 16 January 2015 10:48

Have we?

demamcgirl16 21

Friday 16 January 2015 12:31

Here I sit, so broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.. Then one day I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.

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mister_icicle 17

Friday 16 January 2015 15:16

When in doubt, wait it out. Especially if you're out in public. :-D

moviedude5000 6

Friday 16 January 2015 17:08

Follow up please.

SS 31

Friday 16 January 2015 17:55

More like follow through ;)

LostInTheZone11 29

Friday 16 January 2015 17:15

I would like to see a follow up on what you were doing when you had this G&L fart.

SS 31

Friday 16 January 2015 17:51

We've definitely had this FML before.

cheesebond 29

Friday 16 January 2015 18:26

I think he's saying he shit his pants for anyone needing clarification

incoherentrmblr 21

Friday 16 January 2015 19:05

Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler...

bobo_the_bear 5

Friday 16 January 2015 19:22

Did you bet that your fart was actually a fart and it turned out to be some liquid shit?

Calingaladha 21

Friday 16 January 2015 19:32

You can blame your parents a little for this one, because diarrhea is hereditary. ...it runs in your jeans

MikeFletch 11

Friday 16 January 2015 19:41

Bruh what kind of life are you living?

captainsmegma 12

Friday 16 January 2015 20:16

You got to know when to hold em, know when to blow them.

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