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By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:51

pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting

agifttotearapart 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:58

I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.

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jen_kay 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:10

lolol. sorry bout that though. D;

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:10

i agree with #2 and lol @#3

raybury 2

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:13

Um, you have videotaped evidence that your boss is creating a hostile work environment. Find a salivating lawyer to make your salivating boss's employer pay. Pass Go, collect much, much more than $200.

UGADawg08 1

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:13

This thread is useless without pictures.

oscar7753 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:16

lmao so true but yea at least u got nice boobs =P

24788 6

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:17

What have we learned? ...guys like ****, and don't let them video tape you!

TheKitchenSink 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:18

"...my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say." That's pretty much a universal truth, yeah.

couragewolf9001 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:18

Pics or it didn't happen.

trackrunner525 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:23

lol, isnt that like sexual harassment? but hey, props to the manager :-P

MGW501 2

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:25

Great job. You didn't say if it was the video taping following you and zooming in and out on your boobs - or if they were just very clearly on show and your colleagues can be seen staring at them during the presentation. Anyway, however unsighted this blog remains - congratulations on what would seem a great rack. Aside - not quite a FML, but more of a 'corporate learning' experience. Professional credibility might need you to cover them up in the workplace........

giveitup 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:29

I agree with #23 - you now have irrefutable proof that your employer is creating a hostile work environment. I work in a lawfirm and there are about 13 attorneys here who would jump on this case and sue the pants off of them...figuratively speak of course. DO IT. make your money - then use it to buy yourself a shirt that doesn't let your boobs hang out.