Work: Today, I gave a coworker a lift to the next town over town catch... - FML

By Hmm - 06/06/2017 16:19

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Today, I gave a coworker a lift to the next town over town catch a train. When I picked him up, he was wasted, and halfway there he asked me to pull over so he could puke. He managed not to blow chunks, but crapped his pants in the process. He left a stain. FML

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Dr.Pickles 10

Sunday 4 June 2017 22:40

OP here, i did finally get the stain removed!! I think I went through 7 layers of shock when this all happened , but I couldn't kick him out of the truck. He was on his way to his mom's funeral. Thankfully I will leave that job before he returns from his travels. No awkward moments here, and I'll definitely be avoiding his calls. It definitely made me question doing so much for others but I'd do it again.

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Regulate 21

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:53

Another horrible installation of "Nice person loses a bit more faith in humanity". So sorry to read this. Nice gestures should never get this kind of horrible crap. Feel for you, OP. Don't let this stop you being you though!

sunshine1421 14

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:27

well monday morning is gonna be awkward

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TallBlackAndAngree 7

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:20

hahahaha

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:20

Alright. I'm going to say it. That's a shitty situation.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:26

He needs to buy you a new car. That shit'll never come out. Even if you remove it, you'll always know there was shit there and you'll smell it.

sunshine1421 14

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:27

well monday morning is gonna be awkward

Talented73 54

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:31

Sobinstead of blowing chunks he blew dirt.

electrodude 15

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:46

You're ******** me

GoogieWithers 22

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:46

That is some nasty shit OP.

Regulate 21

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:53

Another horrible installation of "Nice person loses a bit more faith in humanity". So sorry to read this. Nice gestures should never get this kind of horrible crap. Feel for you, OP. Don't let this stop you being you though!

Patsy Boren 19

Sunday 4 June 2017 2:59

Oh man that sucks so bad. Sorry that happened to you op

Justine Malang 16

Sunday 4 June 2017 3:52

Well... That's the end of doing favours to that guy.

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