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By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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By Vanessa8221 - 26/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML

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Timing

By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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By boredtothemax - 17/02/2016 19:17 - United States - Hammond

Today, I gave a talk in my management class about creating effective presentations and holding people's attention. Go figure, pretty much nobody paid any attention. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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Fashion accessory

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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By thewordsicantsay - 25/02/2010 07:05 - Canada

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

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Top comments

baronsmommy 14

Monday 11 April 2016 23:13

This is all wrong, you were supposed to envision the crowd in THEIR underwear.

ThatHorse 15

Monday 11 April 2016 23:12

I know those feels OP. I know those feels. Happened to me 5 times when I was in college. Of course, the last time it happened I also had a chubby.

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jen1097 25

Monday 11 April 2016 23:45

Let's hope to god you had underwear on at least

asiansapphire 10

Tuesday 12 April 2016 3:51

a covered presentation

Miss_Whipped 43

Monday 11 April 2016 23:46

Hey at least you gave them something to smile about. :)

ulissey_fml 22

Monday 11 April 2016 23:48

So they liked what you presented them with. It's rather flattering.

thestoryofacaleb 14

Monday 11 April 2016 23:50

At least they were smiles.

waleedma 18

Tuesday 12 April 2016 0:25

Well they were smiling not laughing!!

phantomxbg 17

Tuesday 12 April 2016 0:26

Always check before you peck

peacheson 3

Tuesday 12 April 2016 0:41

Today I used mymmspy.com to hack my GF's MMS messages. While going through her pictures I found some dicks and noticed it was my dad she was texting. FML

Dale_shackleford 13

Tuesday 12 April 2016 0:45

Relevant?

Sayeret_Matkal 18

Tuesday 12 April 2016 0:52

It's a bot methinks.

peacheson 3

Tuesday 12 April 2016 0:46

Today I used mymmspy.com to hack my GF's MMS messages. While going through her pictures I found some dicks and noticed it was my dad she was texting. FML

FalloutScrolls 25

Tuesday 12 April 2016 0:55

I'm sure they were smiling out of respect because your presentation was spectacular and well executed. Totally sure.

BlueyedKat 13

Tuesday 12 April 2016 0:57

Op here. First, I thought i did check my fly, but guess I didn't...second, I put laughing, not smiling... now I don't know if they like my presentation or that my fly was down...

FalloutScrolls 25

Tuesday 12 April 2016 1:19

I'm pretty sure #22 had it right.

anonymous198913 26

Tuesday 12 April 2016 6:49

OP, you did say that everyone was smiling.

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