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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 22:12 - United States - San Pablo

Today, I gave a presentation to my college class about life with Tourette syndrome. I only got 3 minutes into it before my asswipe classmates started yelling stuff like "Shit!", "Cock!", and "Bob Saget!" I gave up and went back to my seat in tears as our bored instructor said "Next." FML

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By stutterboy - 11/06/2013 20:36 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By no more tp - 17/02/2011 06:22

Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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Performance anxiety

By Anonymous - 15/06/2022 20:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML

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My finest hour

By Anonymous - 25/04/2023 00:00

Today, I presented the worst seminar presentation probably in the entire history of my graduate department. I kept stumbling over questions, and overall, making an ass out of myself. I probably should leave my masters program at how thoroughly I burned myself. FML

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Stay safe, stay home

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 05:30

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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Sunday 11 January 2015 9:21

I would imagine that college students would have the maturity level to act like adults for a small portion of their life. But i guess some people can't. Sorry to hear Op. Some people still act like 7th graders even when they're adults and its a tad stupid to put it frankly

BLEED_MY_SOUL_07 9

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:20

Bob saget?

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hellphone_fml 37

Sunday 11 January 2015 17:37

I can't believe anyone could act like that, I am glad that in my high school we are taught to respect each other during presentations and if anything like that happened the teachers would do something about that. Thats awful OP im sorry.

CaroAurelia 12

Sunday 11 January 2015 17:42

If that had been me, man... The profanities from my mouth would have been plentiful AND voluntary. I feel your pain, OP. I have a mild form of Tourette's. Just enough to be a pain in the ass, and to make other people a pain in the ass. I've gotten remarks about cussing, too. (FYI, the involuntary wearing is another disorder entirely, one that sometimes goes hand in hand with Tourette's but isn't always a package deal. I personally do cuss a lot, but it's completely voluntary.)

laulinavega 5

Sunday 11 January 2015 17:46

Oh gosh why are they acting like middle schoolers while they're in college? Real immature of them. Still, I think you bursting into tears is a tad bit overreacting =

alindori 2

Sunday 11 January 2015 18:32

Agreed

LaurenRoxsU 9

Sunday 11 January 2015 17:55

Your classmates have been watching too much Tourette's Guy. Which is a mix of Tourette's but **strongly** influenced by copious amounts of alcohol and lack of anger management. Props to you for having the balls to stand up and speak on something you feel strongly about. They are indeed assholes. YouTube can be dangerous tool in the hands of the uneducated.

lubydoo 9

Sunday 11 January 2015 17:58

I just wanna crush you with a hug and tell you, you're gonna exceed your own expectations one day. And when that happens these pathetic dickheads will be ****** exhaust pipes

calianon 7

Sunday 11 January 2015 18:07

I guess he's seen Tourette's guy

alindori 2

Sunday 11 January 2015 18:30

At least nobody yelled "Piss! Piss in my ass!!" Southpark reference for the lames that don't get it.

SMHsohard 22

Sunday 11 January 2015 19:27

What about those of us who climbed up on South Park in 1997 when it really was cutting edge and funny as shit, and then got tired of it after 4-5 years because it was just pretentious and boring? Sorry, but piss in my ass can't hold a candle to Cartman's ass satellite dish.

alindori 2

Monday 12 January 2015 4:23

Hey I never said it was as funny as it when it was new! That anal probe episode was on the other day.. Still as good as it ever was And for the douches that thumbed my comment down Choke on a camel dick

sullivankeara 25

Sunday 11 January 2015 18:58

At least you had the balls to get up there!

GunSlinger69 19

Sunday 11 January 2015 19:17

Sorry OP but you have a bunch of dickbag classmates.I suggest ignoring them from now on, I let myself get treated like that for a while in high school but I let it go becasue ''at least I had friends'' but no, they're not good people..