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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 22:12 - United States - San Pablo

Today, I gave a presentation to my college class about life with Tourette syndrome. I only got 3 minutes into it before my asswipe classmates started yelling stuff like "Shit!", "Cock!", and "Bob Saget!" I gave up and went back to my seat in tears as our bored instructor said "Next." FML

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By stutterboy - 11/06/2013 20:36 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By no more tp - 17/02/2011 06:22

Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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Performance anxiety

By Anonymous - 15/06/2022 20:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML

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My finest hour

By Anonymous - 25/04/2023 00:00

Today, I presented the worst seminar presentation probably in the entire history of my graduate department. I kept stumbling over questions, and overall, making an ass out of myself. I probably should leave my masters program at how thoroughly I burned myself. FML

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Stay safe, stay home

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 05:30

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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BeastyMcbeast 19

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:21

I would imagine that college students would have the maturity level to act like adults for a small portion of their life. But i guess some people can't. Sorry to hear Op. Some people still act like 7th graders even when they're adults and its a tad stupid to put it frankly

BLEED_MY_SOUL_07 9

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:20

Bob saget?

Comments

MetronomeMagic 8

Tuesday 13 January 2015 4:56

I understand, hun. People joking about stuff like that is terrible. I possibly have Tourette's syndrome, we still need to get it diagnosed

mokonakitty90 1

Tuesday 13 January 2015 4:59

only .5% of people with Tourettes actually swears like that. people are just uneducated jerks

RyantotheP 6

Tuesday 13 January 2015 6:16

instructer? thats the problem with schools there arent any teachers anymore. the ones who will tell assholes to shut their ******* mouths

xxsakuraxx 29

Tuesday 13 January 2015 12:54

OH BOB SAGET!

Ardencute913 6

Wednesday 14 January 2015 11:26

That entire class sucks. I don't know what I would have done. Sorry OP.

emipanda 12

Wednesday 14 January 2015 19:46

that nigga just ruiened your day

syed121417 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 2:44

That's terrible. I will never understand why some people are just so mean and inconsiderate. I feel like hugging you, dear. Try to pay no mind to those type of idiots when you can.

mileyisamaniac 11

Saturday 17 January 2015 17:00

My sister has the same thing. I'm sorry, but your better than them. Like you said, they are asswipes.

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 18 January 2015 16:30

Unless you know for a fact that said classmate doesn't actually have Tourette's himself, I'd refrain from calling him an asswipe.

ShenaniganNinja 20

Tuesday 20 January 2015 20:07

Well considering that they have class together I'm sure he would have noticed by now. Also tourettes is very specific. Very few forms of tourettes actually cause shouting profanity. Most of the time it's a specific noise, often not a word at all, or a visible tick behavior.