Miscellaneous: Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold...

By festival virgin - 29/05/2013 19:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML

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You deserved it 5 725

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 693

You deserved it 5 560

By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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You deserved it 6 020

Great birthday

By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 23:00 - United States - Cicero

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML

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You deserved it 96

By anyomous - 26/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 439

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 259

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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You deserved it 491

Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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You deserved it 1 042

By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 601

By MollyMoodle7 - 22/06/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML

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You deserved it 4 201

By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 419

You deserved it 5 814

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 30 May 2013 0:00

That's a scumbag if I ever saw one. Just throw him away already.

ShadowAirplane 9

Thursday 30 May 2013 0:00

tell him want reimbursement for the tickets.

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mr_jack_meoff 5

Thursday 30 May 2013 9:35

It's a good thing it happened, now you can get a real man and not be shackled with a guy who will abandon your children.

nix1993 41

Thursday 30 May 2013 14:31

Your boyfriend is a fucknut too, what's with the shitty boyfriends on FML today??

avapaige1234 19

Thursday 30 May 2013 16:01

Nah, he's just probably too stupid to know that it's for the two of you. What a moron, anyways

ni0ve 9

Friday 31 May 2013 6:12

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 12 August 2013 20:25

What a waste. Sounds like he won't be getting nice things anymore.

JustNatalie 8

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:30

Never trust 'em

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