Love: Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her... - FML

By LD619 - 16/12/2010 05:51 - United States

Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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Good riddance

By Anonymous - 11/03/2024 00:00 - Norway - Honefoss

Today, my ex-best friend reached out just to be a dick. We all had tickets to a concert and she decided that she didn't want to go. She said that I could find someone to sell her ticket to, and I did, but then she sold it to someone that I'm not friends with anymore, and told me that she "can do whatever she wants :)". FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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My gift is my song and this one's for you

By sadsongstress - 12/08/2009 11:18 - Belgium

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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By TheComedyAudio - 06/04/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML

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By anyomous - 26/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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valri3 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 12:59

If you still care for her then ask her to the concert instead of buying her to tickets, she might not have the same feelings as you do. So YDI

tonyv90 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 13:03

you deserve it for not getting over her. get a life and move on bro. she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you...

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socialcookie123 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:53

you should've got her something more special or you should've expressed your feeling to her in words then she would've noticed &' take it into consideration but stupid tickets dont mean shit.

hharwood21 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 5:39

what's done is done. dont keep pushing it. I would have done the same thing.

beansnrice 8

Wednesday 13 July 2016 6:43

you should have given her one ticket

MoroseMoose 47

Thursday 6 October 2016 21:00

You totally deserved it. Time to move on.

Shay_Shay97 23

Monday 17 October 2016 19:03

Listen, buddy, sometimes ya just gotta learn to let go. Find someone better, go in a date, jerk off, or whatever.

Malachi's life 4

Thursday 10 August 2017 23:51

get shit on

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