Love: Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her... - FML

By LD619 - 16/12/2010 05:51 - United States

Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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Good riddance

By Anonymous - 11/03/2024 00:00 - Norway - Honefoss

Today, my ex-best friend reached out just to be a dick. We all had tickets to a concert and she decided that she didn't want to go. She said that I could find someone to sell her ticket to, and I did, but then she sold it to someone that I'm not friends with anymore, and told me that she "can do whatever she wants :)". FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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My gift is my song and this one's for you

By sadsongstress - 12/08/2009 11:18 - Belgium

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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By TheComedyAudio - 06/04/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML

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By anyomous - 26/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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valri3 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 12:59

If you still care for her then ask her to the concert instead of buying her to tickets, she might not have the same feelings as you do. So YDI

tonyv90 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 13:03

you deserve it for not getting over her. get a life and move on bro. she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you...

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KingOfTheBrocean 2

Friday 17 December 2010 3:50

Should have used those tickets to go with a bro to pick up and bang some slam pieces

fakEwOrLD 0

Friday 17 December 2010 5:19

Your stupid! No not being harsh..letting you know the truth. If you are trying get back with her wouldn't it make more sense to invite her with you instead of giving her the tickets and having her go with someone else or in your case sell them ydi...get a hint MOVE ON!!!

chadkind 0

Friday 17 December 2010 12:34

that sucks man I know how hard it is to try and win your ex-girlfriend back I have bin trying to get my ex back 2 good luck man

PplMakeMistakes 2

Friday 17 December 2010 14:27

She sold'em to me, sorry buddy :(

vettle 6

Friday 17 December 2010 15:51

don't you remember the friends episode? "I have an extra ticket, an extra ticket!"

snafu63 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:51

you bought 2 tickets? even if she didn't sell them what make you think she'd have taken you? you're a tool and YDI

GotALife 11

Friday 17 December 2010 21:43

Well it must be a very terrible show then, let me give a pointer give her something she'll like. Okay?

urbanlover 3

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:42

She could have refused them, but the fact that she took them and sold them? Cold hearted bitch. At least the guy did something to express his feelings for her, even if the way he did it was somewhat materialistic and shallow. Too bad assholes outnumber the gentlemen these days.

MoroseMoose 47

Thursday 6 October 2016 21:02

I agree. It was totally a YDI but she's an unusually terrible person.

bentonfootball 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 7:41

shesrude as hell

crimson_alize 2

Saturday 1 January 2011 5:01

wait! you bought her TWO TICKETS? Wtf r thinking, if shes ur ex, u hav no business getting her one! never the less to. No offense, i feel bad for u n all , bt YDI

anjtrg_1112 23

Friday 25 November 2011 4:40

Next time don't get her Jonas Brother tickets ...

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