By Gixie - 24/03/2013 15:56 - Ghana - Accra

Today, I gave my son a fork, so I could try teaching him how to eat with one. So far, he's been doing all the teaching. He's taught me that if I get anywhere near him when he has a fork, I'll get shanked. FML
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Gixie 25

Alright. Where to start. 1) I submitted this FML and someone liked it so much he decided to submit it as his own with a few modifications. That's why there are comments about "daddy". 2) My son is 18 months, is developmentally challenged and just learning. He did not actually get me. 3) It is a learning fork for children which has metal, rounded prongs so it doesn't hurt if he gets you or himself. 4) I did take away his fork to which he screamed and cried. When he settled down, I gave it back and he was content to stab his pancake. 5) Have you people never been stabbed by plasticware or a spork? That shit hurts! 6) I do not live in Ghana.

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TorisaurusRexxx 10

I'm just curious as to where he learned to do that.

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JamieLT 22

Son problems. Maybe try to start with plastic utensils?

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Comments

Silly_Lilly6969 23

I'm so not sorry for laughing my ass off

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Morgiepoooh9822 17

That's the best way to use forks! Using em for eating is so old school. You gotta shank people with them!

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Xalandra 17

Okay this is when you take the fork out of his hand and give his hand a quick little smack. Not hard or rough, just a little one to give him a shock. He'll learn quickly that you do not shank people with utensils (or anything else for that matter) if he thinks he can get away with stabbing people now he'll keep doing it later. Give him a little discipline and he'll quit.

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MakinMills 12

he knows what he wants to be when he grows up!

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aliabchal 7

Thanks for the laughs!! Awesome

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KingDead 18

Cute, he'd make for a good rogue in WoW. Or real life..

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