By Gixie - 24/03/2013 15:56 - Ghana - Accra

Today, I gave my son a fork, so I could try teaching him how to eat with one. So far, he's been doing all the teaching. He's taught me that if I get anywhere near him when he has a fork, I'll get shanked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 190
You deserved it 6 673

Gixie tells us more.

Gixie 25

Alright. Where to start. 1) I submitted this FML and someone liked it so much he decided to submit it as his own with a few modifications. That's why there are comments about "daddy". 2) My son is 18 months, is developmentally challenged and just learning. He did not actually get me. 3) It is a learning fork for children which has metal, rounded prongs so it doesn't hurt if he gets you or himself. 4) I did take away his fork to which he screamed and cried. When he settled down, I gave it back and he was content to stab his pancake. 5) Have you people never been stabbed by plasticware or a spork? That shit hurts! 6) I do not live in Ghana.

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Top comments

TorisaurusRexxx 10

I'm just curious as to where he learned to do that.

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JamieLT 22

Son problems. Maybe try to start with plastic utensils?

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Comments

thapora 8

Try teaching him if he stabs you ur going to smack the shit out of him, I'm sure he"ll never do it again

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gothmo 8

Parents today are such pushovers. If I had done that I would have been spanked so hard, and guaranteed would never do it again.

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3rdbass 9

"GOTHmo" yep, no repercussions here.....

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upallnight11 19

He's just showing you who's the boss.

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simsgirlgem 25

Parents now a days don't want to stunt their childs growth so they don't spank I can assure you if I had done crap like that I get a spanking and if bad enough sat in the corner on my knees with sand

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SoultheWolf 19

I agree that spanking is somethings the right thing to do, but how the hell does it stunt the child's growth? o.O

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swanheart 35

Maybe they meant emotional growth? Though I don't know how that works either...

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Nm_fml 10

Ok I agree that your life sucks, AND I also think you deserved it. How old is this child that you can't take a fork away from him?? Who's the parent??

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still_guns 16

Erm, give him a plastic one? Or he just eats with a soon until he learns he can't cut a potato without a knife and fork. Better still, give him a spork!

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SoultheWolf 19

Why did you not start with the plastic ones for babies that aren't sharp at all?

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

I think that junior played COD at a friends house once...

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pheonix_flash 7

Itsperfectly normal for aboy this age to be doing so. As long as he doesnt have any younger siblings arround to catch him for ypu.

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