By Gixie - 24/03/2013 15:56 - Ghana - Accra
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Alright. Where to start. 1) I submitted this FML and someone liked it so much he decided to submit it as his own with a few modifications. That's why there are comments about "daddy". 2) My son is 18 months, is developmentally challenged and just learning. He did not actually get me. 3) It is a learning fork for children which has metal, rounded prongs so it doesn't hurt if he gets you or himself. 4) I did take away his fork to which he screamed and cried. When he settled down, I gave it back and he was content to stab his pancake. 5) Have you people never been stabbed by plasticware or a spork? That shit hurts! 6) I do not live in Ghana.
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OP is your son named Oedipus? Hang out with his mom a lot? He seems to be trying to say "Fork you, daddy!!" in actions and words!!
OP is a woman. Getting shanked by her son, who learned about violence pretty damn early.
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Wow, be careful when he has a butter knife
Seeing as how I created this and am a woman, I don't see how the username changed to bleedoutDAD17...
Wow! You'd think an 18 yr old would know better! J.K. :- )
When did OP mention the kid's age? From the sound of it, the kid is very young. I just saw OP's reply below, and she said he is 18 MONTHS. -_- You failed so bad.
The joke Your head, #76
If he gets arrested, you know he can defend himself
If he's getting arrested, I think his shanking tendencies might have something to do with it.
Maybe a spork would have less penetration potential. Never seen anyone impaled by a spork.
What not just a spoon? Not many people get shanked by spoons either
Just be sure to arm yourself with a plate for a shield... pot for a helmet.. Or hell, just be glad you have a good enough spawn if ever a zombie apocalypse!
Prison will be kind to him.
Ursula vs King Tritan.
Don't they have starter forks and spoons for toddlers, the ones that aren't so sharp
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I'm just curious as to where he learned to do that.
Son problems. Maybe try to start with plastic utensils?