Miscellaneous: Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave...

By skc - 14/03/2009 11:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave on for a while. I busied myself by tidying my room while it dried and eventually forgot all about it. I finally remembered about it after I answered the door to the postman. Not embarassing enough? I'm a guy. FML

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Today, I'd planned a DIY 'treat yourself' spa day at home. I put on a face mask and settled to relax in a bubble bath. Just as I was getting out of the tub, I slipped on the wet floor and crashed into the wall, leaving a perfect imprint of the face mask on the tiles. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 00:27 - Canada

Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML

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Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2021 14:01

Today, I forget to remove my mask before I spitting. What a good day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 13:39 - Australia

Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

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By Awkward Jeff - 26/05/2019 12:30

Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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Lou_Briccant 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:04

So what? I use one of those Aspirin masks on my face, and I'm a guy. If it works, it works. It's not like you're dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire.

marrrrgo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

hahaha that's cute!

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fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 5:04

still. i think you're awesome. hahaha

amirn86 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 5:26

LMAO @ #34

mousekeyboard 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 5:26

So why would you put a face mask on if your a guy and why would you clean your room if your a guy. =/..

StormGirl142 24

Thursday 17 March 2011 18:11

Maybe because he likes to take care of himself and doesn't like living in a dump?

pathetique_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 5:32

yawn. (a) just the postman (b) who cares if you're wearing a face mask... you're insecure with yr masculinity, fyl.

nodbor 11

Sunday 15 March 2009 8:45

we all need to take care of our face

imhawaiian 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:56

thats straight

whyowhy9877 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:41

Dude, the postman has probably seen far stranger things than a guy who wants clear skin.

RPGod 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:07

Hey, it's happened to me too. It's not too bad

Pongo_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:22

eh who cares it's the mailman. Me and my boyfriend do those masks together all the time.

FlightNav 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:35

Unless you were planning on asking the postman for a date, I wouldn't worry too much about it. I'm sure your letter carrier has seen weirder stuff. He's still going to deliver your mail.