Miscellaneous: Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave...

By skc - 14/03/2009 11:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave on for a while. I busied myself by tidying my room while it dried and eventually forgot all about it. I finally remembered about it after I answered the door to the postman. Not embarassing enough? I'm a guy. FML

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By Jenniwithani - 20/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I'd planned a DIY 'treat yourself' spa day at home. I put on a face mask and settled to relax in a bubble bath. Just as I was getting out of the tub, I slipped on the wet floor and crashed into the wall, leaving a perfect imprint of the face mask on the tiles. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 00:27 - Canada

Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML

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Shared towel

By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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A bug, not a feature

By Anonymous - 22/04/2021 14:01

Today, I forget to remove my mask before I spitting. What a good day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 13:39 - Australia

Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

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By Awkward Jeff - 26/05/2019 12:30

Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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Lou_Briccant 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:04

So what? I use one of those Aspirin masks on my face, and I'm a guy. If it works, it works. It's not like you're dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire.

marrrrgo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

hahaha that's cute!

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Signposthead 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 3:49

Damn I read this wrong, I thought he meant the other kind of facial. Stupid pervy mind >_

syddders 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 4:53

ha ha ha wow thats so funny

mikey_was_here 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:54

YDI for putting your cat in the micriowave.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 31 August 2009 8:36

How do you give yourself a facial?

whatthefuckcunt 0

Friday 29 January 2010 10:09

you lean forward as close as you can while jerking off. just close your eyes, cuz i've heard it can sting

ZeroMan42 0

Friday 26 March 2010 12:31

DUDE, coming from a guy I think its perfectly fine. I own all these creams ang gels and whatnot for personal hygene. However, it is rather embarassing for ANYONE (Guy or Girl) to answer the door like that. You didn't put cucumbers on your eyes, did you?