Work: Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter....

By anikah - 01/06/2014 21:53 - United States - Natchitoches

Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Alyssasgoneawol - 24/12/2016 09:33 - United States

Today, I tried to flirt with some firefighters. They were too focused on the fire to notice my hints. FML

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By cbarr98 - 06/06/2015 01:00 - United States - Orange City

Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML

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Sounds more like a "you" problem

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 08:01

Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML

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Leave me alone

By anon - 11/06/2022 14:00

Today, I'm confused. My incredibly hot coworkers thought I was repulsive for the past two years, but now that they've heard through the grapevine that I'm in a serious relationship, they won't leave me alone. I can't get through the day without being hit on. I hate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

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Relatable, unfortunately

By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 13:58 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML

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Alexa, play "Don't Give Up" by Peter Gabriel

By Anonymous - 19/12/2021 10:58

Today, I've come to terms that I'm only living to work. I'm going to be 25, no friends, never had any experience with women. Been trying all year to meet someone, hasn't worked out at all. Dead end job, school did nothing for me. I literally just exist to work, and have no happy memories at all. I give up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 15:54 - Australia - Perth

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML

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No uggos

By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

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Work harder

By hank - 06/07/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, every time I go out with my friend, we get approached by girls. He’s taken, so he’s offered to be my wingman. Every time the girls find out he’s taken and I'm the single one, they tell us how they were only interested in him. I’m working my ass off trying to improve myself, and these are my results. FML

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teeheeowned 10

Monday 2 June 2014 7:23

Look on the bright side! You must be attractive if coworkers hit on you or ignore you because of their wives.

singer0421 32

Monday 2 June 2014 7:25

I feel that pain OP! So many people are like "oh stop complaining that people like you." Well it's ****** difficult when you can't maintain any real friends. Sorry OP :(

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pitbull998 1

Monday 2 June 2014 23:34

Awh man that sucks! I'm a female firefighter too and I love my brothers! It would really suck not getting along with them :(

alicat13 12

Monday 2 June 2014 23:39

Just because ypu are ready to be equal in the battle of the sexes, it does not mean everyone else is... male and female.

Martinez0285 28

Monday 2 June 2014 23:58

Try watching season 1 of "Rescue Me" and get tips on how she made it through!! We didn't have any females in my house, so I can't relate :p

Guardian88 21

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:28

Ill be your friend, its hard to get good friends in the law enforcement/fire/ems world!!!

dmcd_39 14

Tuesday 3 June 2014 1:00

They're all sexist pigs

kiki9_fml 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 1:00

That's pretty sad given that it's 2014 and you'd think that people were over that whole sexism in the workplace thing.

MeeshMix 2

Tuesday 3 June 2014 2:37

I guess Im sorta in the same boat as you, OP... I'm gay and still haven't told anyone b/c my career in the fire service is just getting started (almost done with the academy). I just kinda BS and make up a reason why I don't have a GF when people ask me.

SpamPam 18

Tuesday 3 June 2014 8:34

#128 While I send my condolences and wish you the best I luck, being gay vs being a woman is very different. They are both sinking boats, but different ships none the less. Good luck with your career! Hopefully we won't have to wait another 50 years to see some serious change!