Love: Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered...

By Dudeman5000 - 21/01/2009 06:59 - France

Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML

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By GDubeau24 - 05/11/2013 17:34 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML

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You deserved it 2 868

By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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You deserved it 2 492

Thanks for the memories

By How - 01/10/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML

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You deserved it 103

By ivegotapackage - 05/01/2015 23:47 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

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You deserved it 2 086

By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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You deserved it 1 287

Thanks UPSDHLFML

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 04:59

Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML

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You deserved it 77

By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 03:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML

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You deserved it 1 992

Fleeting

By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 02:00 - Morocco - Agadir

Today, and for the past couple of months, I've been feeling really down. A few days ago, I met a girl from Germany, we made out, and I started reading her favorite book. I learned earlier today that she'd gone back to Germany and forgot to tell me. I’ve been waiting all day to see her. FML

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You deserved it 166

Mrs Popular

By Marco - 22/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML

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You deserved it 643

Enjoy!

By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

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You deserved it 6 577

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:35

Give it to the next girl.

diskincluded 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:45

Why didn't you just ask her out? Then with any luck she still wouldn't be available, but the present wouldn't be wasted :P

Comments

hellfire695 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:49

well give it to her any way if was single just to weeks ago you nstill have a chance because there is way she is serious with the guy and allot of girlds will have a bf just for the sake of having one

Lurstack 0

Friday 29 January 2010 6:18

You don't deserve it, but that's what you get for trying to do something nice for a girl... they're all ******.

lalalandohyeah1 4

Wednesday 29 June 2011 5:07

not all of them dumbass

BelleBelle_fml 11

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:13

F*** You!!!

tournamentdecide 33

Thursday 12 June 2014 16:29

Yes, because you can be a ***** while you've never been in a relationship and are a virgin.

benners 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 6:02

just wait for their relationship to bomb, when she's depressed just be like " oh hey I got you something" she'll dump him for you

rabbi1010 29

Saturday 7 June 2014 18:50

This is a great idea.

birdfreak 24

Friday 6 August 2010 20:26

get a new beau

EmoGurl24 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 6:19

You shouldve just told her how you felt in the first place. If she really liked you she wouldve gone out with you for who you are not what you give her

bdlxxcountrygirl 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 5:37

Do I know you?..

dme93 5

Monday 20 February 2012 21:17

Why wouldnt you tell her that you like her before getting her something? Would have been worse if you would have gave it to her and then had her laugh in your face

nolifeatall 6

Sunday 13 April 2014 16:46

you bought her a present just because she was single basically. learn that you can't just buy shit and expect her to go out with you. especially if you didn't say anything to her, you're the biggest idiot ever