Geek: Today, I googled for an hour how to open my CD player on my laptop....

By Blonde - 11/03/2015 03:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I googled for an hour how to open my CD player on my laptop. Turns out, there is none. They just put a space there to make it look like a CD player. FML

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Same thing different taste

Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By Raaaaaaarrrrrr - 13/07/2009 02:30 - United States

Today, I bought a CD off a man who always plays Spanish guitar in the subway. When I got to work and tried playing the CD, it was blank. I paid $15 for a blank CD. FML

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Hangry DVD

By Krazydude1000 - 03/01/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML

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Me, myself, and I

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 08:00 - United States - DeWitt

Today, I was tempted into clicking a shady link with the promise of free MP3s of De La Soul’s first four albums, with all the original samples. Long story short, I had to do a system restore on my laptop. Now it won’t play audio files for some inexplicable reason. FML

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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 19:59 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my kids found out how to control my Google alarm clock with their phones. While I was gone, they set it to play screamo metal at max volume, then paused it. Sometime after midnight, as I was sleeping, they pressed play. FML

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Brain fart

By Anonymous - 27/01/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By GidleyWife - 30/07/2015 17:22 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

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danthehuman 29

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:48

The CD player was a lie.

apitrix 24

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:51

CD's have gone the way of the floppy disk! LONG LIVE THE USB!

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69patches69 10

Wednesday 11 March 2015 21:37

Buyer beware. Know what you are getting, maybe read a little.

ieatllamasforfun 7

Wednesday 11 March 2015 21:42

Been there

p36288 17

Wednesday 11 March 2015 22:29

Might because nowadays CD is seldom used, the producer remove it to lower cost, still, they have to keep the space for those who are sure they need this module. I think they would have declared in the user manual, or that will be cheating

Shade1982 20

Thursday 12 March 2015 12:25

It could also be the op asked for a second HDD. Most laptops will use the CD/DVD slot for a HDD rack.

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 11 March 2015 23:58

Wow, that's messed up. You can get a portable one that connects via a cord in your USB port.

Okamichu 21

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:09

Lol is it a MacBook XD

vampire9545 5

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:20

silly laptop. cds are for kids...i miss cd drives

Sheh_fml 25

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:52

If they actually made it look like it has a CD player, you got scammed. Far more likely is however that it isn't meant to look like a CD player, it's just a protective thing you could remove to put in a player yourself, and the OP just assumed it was a player there and didn't actually read the specifications before purchase.

sdfghjkmnbvc 1

Thursday 12 March 2015 1:36

why did you not take this into account when you bought the computer

Jwaye2 7

Thursday 12 March 2015 2:21

My Computer> Select drive> Right click> Open. If you cant find an external open button this works on every computer ive ever used. If it doesnt show up in My computer it doesnt have one.