Geek: Today, I googled for an hour how to open my CD player on my laptop....

By Blonde - 11/03/2015 03:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I googled for an hour how to open my CD player on my laptop. Turns out, there is none. They just put a space there to make it look like a CD player. FML

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Same thing different taste

Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By Raaaaaaarrrrrr - 13/07/2009 02:30 - United States

Today, I bought a CD off a man who always plays Spanish guitar in the subway. When I got to work and tried playing the CD, it was blank. I paid $15 for a blank CD. FML

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Hangry DVD

By Krazydude1000 - 03/01/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML

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Me, myself, and I

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 08:00 - United States - DeWitt

Today, I was tempted into clicking a shady link with the promise of free MP3s of De La Soul’s first four albums, with all the original samples. Long story short, I had to do a system restore on my laptop. Now it won’t play audio files for some inexplicable reason. FML

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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 19:59 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my kids found out how to control my Google alarm clock with their phones. While I was gone, they set it to play screamo metal at max volume, then paused it. Sometime after midnight, as I was sleeping, they pressed play. FML

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Brain fart

By Anonymous - 27/01/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By GidleyWife - 30/07/2015 17:22 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

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danthehuman 29

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:48

The CD player was a lie.

apitrix 24

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:51

CD's have gone the way of the floppy disk! LONG LIVE THE USB!

Comments

lokar_ogar 11

Friday 13 March 2015 22:02

You only researched your laptop after buying it? YDI 100%

johnswan 3

Saturday 14 March 2015 5:22

Pretty much every basic laptop doesn't come with a disc drive for close to two years now.... and for good reason... discs have gone in the way of the cassette, dead format.... USB is king!!

saikomad 10

Saturday 14 March 2015 21:38

I actually did just the same thing with my computer! That was so confusing..

KatzeZauber 7

Sunday 15 March 2015 5:33

The space is there so you can ADD one btw

fcukedbylife 10

Sunday 15 March 2015 17:23

my laptop is the same way. .

Debussy_ 6

Monday 16 March 2015 5:45

I use a caddy + hdd for the empty space. External dvd/cd-player which I only need once a year. Upgrade of my life.

baegirl33 7

Monday 16 March 2015 7:44

My brother bought an Acer touchscreen computer and it has this spot that looks EXACTLY like CD player. I spent 10 minutes looking for the way to open it. I feel your pain op.