Birthday and Drugs: Far out, man

Far out, man

By shroomda - 29/06/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I called my dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell phone number was. She then informed me that our dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

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By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By CaptainByron - 28/04/2017 00:00

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML

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By No one special. - 12/12/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

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By seb21 - 09/02/2009 02:32 - United States

Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML

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By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

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Understanding

By Anonymous - 02/09/2020 05:56 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, it was my dad's 60th. I was planning on calling him early, but due to a client (I'm a social worker) ending up in hospital because her husband beat her up, I couldn't call him until 2:30. My mum phoned me in tears, yelling that I was a bad daughter and obviously didn't care about my dad. FML

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You deserved it 746

Arrested

By shikushiku - 03/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano

Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Turns out he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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tipsypiink 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:07

HOLY ****, I BOUGHT SHROOMS FROM YOUR DAD AT BONNAROO.

owlcansing 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:40

Well look at the bright side - he'll still have a "cell".

Comments

killloneliness 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:24

How did you not know that before?

meeeep 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:10

he was probably sneaky and she would never suspect her DAD to do it. god some people can be idiotic sometimes.

baby_love 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:57

was it electric daisy carnival in LA? it was tooo sick :D but i heard a lot of people got overdosed

airandfingers 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:42

Haha I was just going to say it was probably EDC.. What a badass the OP's dad is, flying out of state for a two-day concert..

nodnarb117 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 13:39

Pun intended?

ndanick 4

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:56

Thats more of a FHL not so much your life

laurades8 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:56

Seriously, how do you not know that your dads in jail?

yoourface 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:01

its an fml cuz no one bothered to tell her that her dads in jail ..

peace7love2FML 0

Friday 5 March 2010 7:08

@108--- I talk to my dad but my sister hardly ever does, except for, you know, Christmas or birthdays and stuff like that.

Rejectofsociety9 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:00

In fairness, OP, you did find out his "cell".

lmmmr 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:53

Bonaroo, right?

startarevolution 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:03

MY FIRST THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

ZTB13 4

Friday 15 October 2010 16:48

I thought All Good

purupuru 1

Monday 29 June 2009 18:53

... Can I buy some shrooms from your dad when he's out? Lol. I'm sorry, that does suck.

cucuto89 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:37

Comfest? tell your dad I said thanks

ejvlols 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:52

lmao 62

Ringoisastarr 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:01

The OP may not live at home, and the sister still might. Just a thought.

123sploosh 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:09

you are my best friend.

foryoublue94 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:09

I didnt have any money =/ but I was there

meanie_monday 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:55

haha i agree with #3 :P

lmmmr 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:37

He was selling to teenagers. And it was bonaroo, right? Just be glad he wasn't the dead body.

lmmmr 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:52

Your dad is a terrible person.

krankypoptart 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:02

ohhh my goodness...

your_face 15

Monday 29 June 2009 19:51

Yeah, that's kind of a big thing to miss...

derriduh 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:44

Yeah, because the first thing he would do is tell his daughter. What you, you think that kids can hide their stash from their parents for YEARS and parents can't do the same? It's just the family unit protecting itself.... OP, your life isn't ******, your dad just sounds a little immature. At least it was shrooms and not like...meth or something.