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By mom21 - 08/02/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
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mom21_fml 0

WOW. First off, the only reason I posted this was because I called my husband to tell him about this and he thought itd be funny to post this on here. Now I wish I hadn't. Most of you people are more dramatic than my daughter. I made an account to defend my child. She's five. She was just being silly...

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rabbitpeegirl 4

if she were older I'd say YDI for thinking it wasn't important. but 5? LOL.

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cab227 2

its pretty bad if a 5 year old feels that way. she's too young. FYL

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mom21_fml 0

WOW. First off, the only reason I posted this was because I called my husband to tell him about this and he thought itd be funny to post this on here. Now I wish I hadn't. Most of you people are more dramatic than my daughter. I made an account to defend my child. She's five. She was just being silly...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Sorry, OP! Some of us on here actually understood that it's just meant to be a silly and innocent anecdote.

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Zebidee 8

Relax OP. You have to remember that a lot of the commenters on here haven't made it out of first grade either. It's a good FML, and definitely worth posting. Watch the thumbs ratings on the more outrageous posts to see how well they're received by the more sane people on here.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#77 I was trying to say what you just said, but I think it came out wrong. Meh.

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panda_chick 2

it is very cute! I'm sure the ppl on here talking negatively don't have children and probably never around them.

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trulypar 34

OP, this is so something both my daughters would have done. They are still all drama...lol.

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nikkileighlove 0

Hahahahahahahahahahagagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha she's gonna go far. Hahahaha

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stfuwtf 21

Dude, you're so rude! 5 years old. So judgmental! One little like that at 5 isn't going to determine the whole kid's future!

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Alicia24_fml 0

That's cute. My brother does that all the time with "girlfriends" he meets at the park although he's 3.

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OvenproofToast 0

That child is a damn good actor/liar.Really smart.She just got out of school free.

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filomiir 3

Yeah..u better handle her little fast self before she'll end up 16

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klong91 7

if she's acting this way now imagine what it will be like when she's 16. I feel sorry for you.

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beccusmaximus 0

I agree. I don't find this cute at all, I find it completely overdramatic. Yes, she is five, and kids say and do dumb things, but this is a little much for me. I'm also curious what kind of tv this kid is watching. Just cause Degrassi comes on Noggin doesn't mean it's for children. If I called my mom to come get me, I had to be running a fever or puking.

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birdmansangel 0

I'm gonna guess that mommy is not married, and the little one overheard a conversation after the last break up.

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skyeyez9 24

I was in 2nd grade when I got my first "boyfriend." By recess that same day, he dumped me saying "He didn't love me anymore." Instead of crying about it, I yelled at him that I hated him and never loved him anyways to protect my ego and hide my hurt feelings. It was the talk of the playground for about 10 minutes. Young love.

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