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By troyrm85 - 16/02/2010 09:37 - France

Today, I got a call from the police saying they found my stolen car. Not only did I not know my car was stolen, but it was completely stripped. No tires or doors left, and the engine was taken apart. FML

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troyrm85 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:31

the persons property that is was left on reported it. They found my insurance paperwork in the vehicle and got ahold of me.

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CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:15

Just look at it like a fresh canvas for you to start over again.

anonnie 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:07

Ouch. I'd cry lol

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st0n333d 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:37

nord seems to be a town prone to failure ;). silly French. ( for the record I know that's a default... I just like takeing situations where I can make fun of the French. From Portugal with love baby <3 )

catatonicsleep 17

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:40

nord just means north...

VoodooGypsy 2

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:37

hopefully the strip is downhill...

honeynutCheerios 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:39

What is the world coming to?

fisheatsbear 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:42

a conclusion

camopantsSUCK 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:43

damn..... FYL that one bites.......ouch.

marsty 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:45

if you ain't insured you're a dick weed.

ObeyTheSnarf 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:46

I think this is a repeat...

applesmoothiee 2

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:48

Damned tellitubbies..

fisheatsbear 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:52

those things are scary

vivienmleigh 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:51

Was it a Honda Civic?! If so, I'm not the least surprised.

willou35_fml 13

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:17

hihi

puedominican 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:18

dats everyday life in ta bronx. get over it.

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