Transportation: Today, I got a call from the police saying they found my stolen...

By troyrm85 - 16/02/2010 09:37 - France

Today, I got a call from the police saying they found my stolen car. Not only did I not know my car was stolen, but it was completely stripped. No tires or doors left, and the engine was taken apart. FML

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troyrm85 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:31

the persons property that is was left on reported it. They found my insurance paperwork in the vehicle and got ahold of me.

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CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:15

Just look at it like a fresh canvas for you to start over again.

anonnie 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:07

Ouch. I'd cry lol

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yunni94 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:45

track down the thief and **** him up?

Veravee 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:12

hahahah that sucks. fyl.

redline6102 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:52

id find that guy and **** his day up

gego 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:09

hope u have insurance!!!!!!!!!!

schoolsucksballs 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:53

let me guess you live in america

redbeater 5

Sunday 4 April 2010 19:56

niggers did it.

SupaDupaMouse 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:09

Sounds like a chop shop

lawz2012 1

Tuesday 28 August 2012 6:20

Whatchu gonna do? Act a fool!

shardynfahey 19

Wednesday 1 October 2014 17:22

Poor you

valouette_fml 11

Friday 2 January 2015 1:07

Can't have taken care of your car too well if you didn't know it was stolen, that sucks I'm sorry man but YDI

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