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By troyrm85 - 16/02/2010 09:37 - France

Today, I got a call from the police saying they found my stolen car. Not only did I not know my car was stolen, but it was completely stripped. No tires or doors left, and the engine was taken apart. FML

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troyrm85 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:31

the persons property that is was left on reported it. They found my insurance paperwork in the vehicle and got ahold of me.

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CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:15

Just look at it like a fresh canvas for you to start over again.

anonnie 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:07

Ouch. I'd cry lol

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alfalfalaffa 17

Tuesday 25 August 2015 1:22

That's karma for you op. You shouldn't be stealing cars. YDI

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