By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom
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To #104, I was never part of the spelling police, I just really have nothing better to do... haha. Also, when you ended your first sentence, (notice the spelling) you simply said "at the end". This is an unclear statement for the simple reason that "at the end" could be the end of anything. Although it is common sense to assume you were talking about my last sentence, this site proves that some people just don't have common sense...
This is one of my favorite FMLs EVER....hahahahahaha. "Sword of Death"....your kid is my hero. And I liked one of the comments that said "penissaber" too. :)
Just tell him where it's been and he'll be scarred for life.
Everybody who stupidly whines about "you shouldn't have left it withing his reach" NEVER EVER has been anywhere near a child. I remember well how both my brother and I could find ANYTHING in the house when we were kids, regardless of how well hidden it was. Unless you have a safe with a good combination, expect that NOTHING is safe from the kids. They're worse than mice, they'll find anything. lol
#102, the comma NEVER goes outside the quotation mark. You're a complete and utter imbecile. And unless you're in 2nd grade, it's perfectly okay to begin a sentence with "and." See, I just did it. Teachers tell students not to because there's a big possibility that it'll be an incomplete sentence. Oh, and I never put a period at the end of a sentence when I replace it with a face. I feel that it looks disconnected. Learn to capitalize "I" and spell out "your," then we'll talk.
I lol'd.
what an akward phone call that must have been =S lol funny kid!
its called a padlock. They cost like 2 bucks.
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hahaha. how about F the teacher's Life? "Today, i was watching my class at break and I saw a boy chasing some girls around yelling "I'm gonna get you with my Sword of Death!" I went over to see what the problem was. Turns out he was chasing them with a *****. I had to call his mom and tell her. FML"
Hide it where the child can't find it? That's pretty embarassing... Good news is, all the teachers and staff have a good story and laugh at your expense now :)
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#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
It wasn't being put into use anyways...