By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 491
You deserved it 110

Top comments

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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twindaddy 0

YDI. You should have a good hiding spot when you have a young one around.

Did he draw the sword out of the stone?

teebonehead 0

WOW ! All I can say that has to be the best fml EVER !

kandyjohnson 0

Yeah there is no "hiding" anything when it comes to your kids, that's why if you're gonna have stuff like that, at least put it under lock and key!!! YDI

Good thing he wasn't running around wearing your strap-on.

#20 wins #31 Oh dear, really didn't need that image, thanks. Lol. #71 Thank you. Much better than I could have put it.

#71, although I agree with you, your grammar is terrible, so you really shouldn't talk. I think you were going for "you're" instead of "your," by the way. And THAT is an elementary mistake if I ever saw one. Maybe you guys can take a 2nd grade English class together or something. As for the OP... I can only suggest that you buy that kid some candy because he's pretty much hilarious ^_^

where did he find that?????!!!!! you gotta hide those things dude!!!

amandax6 0