By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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sleepy15 0

That's the greatest ******* story i have ever heard!

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aceofdiamonds 0

Uh...this FML sounds very familiar. I could swear the same thing happened to someone a few pages back.

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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO this is going in my favorite pile. My son is almost 2 years and my daughter is 5 months I even keep my toys up and out of reach of them. Find a new hiding spot momma.

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NCGurl 0

Well I hope he didnt use it... o_O

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Jim9349 10

I used to do that back when I was in elementary school. ya those were the days.. chasing girls with ****** :)..

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SuperSpore 0

At least he didn't give it to one of them...

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Alexjones 0

wtf, if you have a child you should have a husband, Right? And you should be able to enjoy him instead of the *****. And thats is strait up nasty. What if you had herpies then your son would get some. Ewwwwww

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