Miscellaneous: Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the...

By disheshateme - 18/11/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the process of drying my roommate's coffee mug when the handle suddenly snapped off and the sharp edge left on the mug scraped down my arm. I now have a 3-inch long gash in my arm. I was attacked by a cheap coffee mug. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By Defeated by cups - 21/11/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML

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911 please

By hurts - 04/05/2009 18:48 - Canada

Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML

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Slice of life

By Eleanor - 19/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:08

You were mugged! Cancel your credit cards.

Maxine17 8

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:05

Oh, look how you have failed! This is the best comment I've seen where someone gets their comment number wrong.

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mtrob121 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:03

SECOND

YOMyLifeSuck 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:08

and the funny thing is that your first XD

llcooljoey 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 5:21

no you weren't, you were attacked by a pack of wolves in an atempt to save a class of kindergardeners *wink* *wink*

underaegis 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:08

it must have been in leauge with the stained wine glass

Maxine17 8

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:05

Oh, look how you have failed! This is the best comment I've seen where someone gets their comment number wrong.

The_Pleb 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 18:26

Lol they get it wrong on purpose so you and other people give them attention, trust me i should know from expierience Your so retarded you dont realise your own mistakes Now go to bed O and back to the FML Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha WIN+5

BeeSkwaird 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 19:04

Her so retarded? That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call irony.

greatnt249 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 19:29

Talk about fail...you're the one who can't use the reply option correctly, #2.

just_me_tmp 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:06

This does suck and all, but I don't think it belongs on this site. You got hurt. So what? Everyone gets hurt every once in a while. Some more than others...

NKU_Grad_09 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:23

Why did this comment get moderated? It is the truth. The OP hurt himself. So what. Everyone does it. Morons.

Herbal_fml 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:07

Who fricken cares. Your life is not ****** by this. You just have to deal with a cut. Big ******* deal.

pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:08

You were mugged! Cancel your credit cards.

lexi_cacao 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:13

At least now you have a valid reason to *not* do dishes anymore... how many people can say they've been attacked by them?

boredomkills89 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:19

Why do people just keep flooding this site with stupid parts of their day? Honestly, who the **** cares? you got a little baby cut you little pussy.

Tigg3r 3

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:30

Uhm? Last time I checked, a three inch long gash down your arm is pretty bad. This means its long and deep people. The OP could've sliced open a vein. OP FYL. Have fun dealing with that one!!!