By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 491
You deserved it 110
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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BaldOuting 0

gotta keep those things under lock and key.

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Art_Vandeley 0

Well at least he wasn`t chasing the boys with it.

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DeepFriedFUNK 0

ahahahahaha I like bananas for me dinner

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iroquoiswho1033 0

Shit. This was seriously SO funny that before I could even laugh my eyes just welled up with water. LMFAO!!!

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egt2292 0

that is some rich imagery. LMAO @ #11.

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ascott 0

LMFAOOOOOOO YDI for letting it be accesible to your child, wanna try a lock on your closet maybe? i definitley agree FYL , :) oh and LOL@11

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chel81x1 0

best f-my life ever

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pwnage79 0

#20 LMFAO!!!!!!! XD

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Lazyninja420 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats hilarious

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