Intimacy: Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls... - FML

By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:11

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

Antonio718 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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bonafidehustler 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:05

I agree with #9. I assume he was young because if he knew what it was he wouldn't touch it. But why couldn't you hide it better from him?

Sukismama 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 13:03

Maybe she did hide it but i'd say I'm safely assuming, and I'm sure you agree, that he is just a little kid and if you have kids or even jus been around them u know they get into EVERYTHING and can easily find hidden things.

Thassodar 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:06

By the Power of Grayskull!!!

lilpsyco 16

Sunday 16 December 2012 6:37

I Have The Penis

24788 6

Friday 22 May 2009 2:06

**** your sons life. Why would he have it in his hands?!

mehwhateverr 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:06

What did you do? Put it out on the kitchen table?

keiferrr 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:07

hahahahaha next he'll find your anal beads

P374RD3D 9

Monday 21 November 2011 3:31

I'll slay you with my spitballs of power

feesh 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:10

thats pretty much awesome.

DaFluffyGoldfish 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:10

EEEEEEW U LET YOUR KIDS TOUCH IT??? THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!

G_thelegend 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:18

i agree, EWWWWWWWW

FlyMeAway 2

Sunday 21 October 2012 6:27

Well it's not like OP said 'Here honey play with this'. Jeez

paperfox_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:11

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

RevengeOnYou 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:32

@20 ROFLMAO!

netdemon 11

Friday 31 December 2010 6:29

well said!

hollistergrrl129 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:04

can tellll ur a nerd

alexckwitch 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:45

not in the ******* open you dumbshit.

fatraptorjesus13 9

Wednesday 3 August 2011 9:55

329 I can tell you're single

megapeyt 17

Wednesday 21 September 2011 16:16

This comment is an EPIC WIN

07_MKV 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:12

Hahahahahah, nice, hide stuff better?

BlaBlaBla_95 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:13

hahahhahahah #20 FTW

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