By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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jukeboxhero420 0

Hahaha, I love it! And props to #11 and #35 :)

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EXc0municated 0

Wow. That just seems wrong on so many levels... a least it wasn't a vibrator... then it could have turned out all the worse >.

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yandiepandy 0

Always keep a lock on the goody drawer.

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x3chibi 0

Lmao this was hilarious. Haha, imagine if penis were called sword of death? Your son already has xp chasing girls with his sword of death. Tehee.

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DizzyDemon0 9

HAHAHAHAHA. Good shit. It gets more and more creepy the older he is..

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wowfmlife 0

You deserve that for 1. having it 2. putting it somewhere he can reach it 3. sending your kid to school without knowing what he's bringing

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fatraptorjesus13 9

? yeah because"good" parents completely search their kids daily...

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