Money: Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl...

By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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By jgboy - 14/09/2014 15:32 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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jtek 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:22

That could have happened to anybody. I feel your pain!

TheAntiComment 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:30

so you didnt get laid Im guessing

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meddude 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:50

dumbass

louisianagrrrrl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:52

wow so what did yall do did you make her pay or just run out? either way you're probably not getting a second date

braFTW 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:07

The list of things to check before leaving home goes: wallet, keys, clothes.. You should've checked.

eeee93757 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:25

Still a chance to "take care of him"....... LMFAO jk

SuperStud 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:48

Smart. At least you remembered to get dressed. YDI. Try to think next time.

KPACOTKA 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:28

I bet the waiter took a good care of you then... lmao :)))

ejvlols 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:46

I'm pretty sure there were a very similar FML already on the site

SwitchCell 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:59

Waiter probably beat the shit outta you.

youre_gayyy 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:08

If she has a CC, have her pay and pay her back. Even better, pay her back more than it cost. Ex. $70, give her a hundred.

kellster 2

Monday 30 March 2009 5:03

Did you mean that to sound like "blow him"? Because if I were that waiter, I'd totally have expected that. I think anyone would, honestly. If you're dating a girl, what are you doing propositioning waiters just to make your date go more smoothly?! Sounds like you should maybe stick with the waiter next time and spare the girl her future grief, lol. Also: always take your wallet when you leave the house. That's a good one to remember. :P