Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall....

By engaged - 29/03/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 09:17

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By lukey101 - 13/08/2020 05:01

Today, I was out to lunch when someone in the distance proposed to his partner. She said yes, everyone clapped and cheered. I, on the other hand, burst into tears and couldn't stop bawling for about half an hour. I'm a 32 year-old man and didn't even know the happy couple. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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By kingpin9219 - 30/05/2011 04:29 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

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T_BERG 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

congrats but y a food court?

njwrestler171 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

ahh screw them CONGRADS

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happygolucky9 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:01

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truelyawesome 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:55

those crazy clappers!!! there ruining the peace of the shopping mall! we should sterilieze them all to make sure none proceed after them! oh, and CONGRADS

namelessgiraffe 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 6:57

why would you propose in a food court?

ZleveL 0

Monday 29 March 2010 8:12

there's nothin better than proposing in front of a dairy queen and mcdonalds on a sticky floor beside a nasty table with fries scattered eveywhere on it. ahhhh how romantic :)

Youser 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 3:59

at a food court? seriously??????

Atmaster 3

Friday 23 April 2010 2:46

why the hell in a mall food court

nriney 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 23:46

it could be a specal place for them could have been where they first met or first date or first kiss it could be a romantic or sentimental place for em'

karmaSUCKS321453 0

Monday 2 August 2010 21:26

it's funny because she said yes and he is still being a whiny bitch.

mells105 0

Friday 6 August 2010 0:32

YDI for proposing in a food court who the he'll does that

lenor_fml 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 10:30

Perhaps the mall cop was an ex?

drdingus 27

Thursday 23 February 2012 10:56

Get a tasty snack?

bjulie1998 5

Monday 14 May 2012 4:49

I think that it's really romantic and spontanious to propose in a food court. I would never guess that I would be proposed to. Plus it might be a special place for them.

bjulie1998 5

Monday 14 May 2012 4:49

I think that it's really romantic and spontanious to propose in a food court. I would never guess that I would be proposed to. Plus it might be a special place for them.

chiaro 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

sounds like people were donig more than applauding

Trevv 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 4:41

No, this is just political correctness gone too far... AGAIN!!!

AninOnin 24

Tuesday 28 May 2013 1:23

Why so many YDIs?

njwrestler171 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

ahh screw them CONGRADS

mad_masquerade 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:35

There is no D in 'Congratulations'.

TheMystery_fml 6

Friday 6 May 2011 6:30

And there isn't and English class present in here

ryan__h 1

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

that really sucks. did you try to explain?

T_BERG 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

congrats but y a food court?

Trevv 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 4:43

Maybe he brought her there so she wouldn't expect it...? More spontaneous maybe..?

nriney 0

Friday 11 June 2010 5:44

it could be a special place like they could have first met there or had there first kiss/ maybe date it could be a very emotional place for them so bringing her back could be considered romantic

suffokate6 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 11:33

she might be fat

cuntbucket 3

Saturday 17 May 2014 21:00

What the **** dude?

bluebabae06 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

atleast ya didnt end up in jail after all that

keilz 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:03

what a weird place to propose...

imajackass 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:03

how romantic.

bridgette5866 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:20

exactly what I was thinking. how is this an FML? she said yes.

iJack 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:03

Thats awesome that you did it in public! But that does suck for you, being escorted and all.

liveitlearnit 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:04

Was there some significance to the food court? If it was like the place where you had your first date or something, I'd get that. However, if not, it's kind of a crumby place for a proposal. Congratulations anyway, though!