Work: Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout...

By B - 18/12/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML

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By Lucachoo - 21/10/2016 05:16

Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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You deserved it 3 376

By hozzyandie - 14/12/2010 18:02 - Ireland

Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 14:27 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

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By CalebNotShomo - 25/12/2014 15:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML

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You deserved it 2 829

By thrifty gone wrong - 28/01/2013 17:24 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML

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You deserved it 4 343

By itsthebestdayoftheyear - 22/12/2015 12:30 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML

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By Sad elf - 15/12/2016 13:42 - Australia - Brookfield

Today, after weeks of tirelessly organising a Secret Santa with work colleagues, we finally exchanged gifts. I got a stapler, which had been stolen from my desk the day before. FML

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By Vicky - 13/11/2023 20:00

Today, I thought it would be cool to make a TikTok dance routine while at work. Today is also the day the District Manager chose the perfect ass fucking day to pay my unit a visit. I was fired. Christmas is now ruined. FML

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You deserved it 1 598

By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

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Friday 18 December 2009 23:34

Depending on how you look at it, that might be sexual harassment! TIME TO SUE, AMERICANS!

das_sherm69 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 0:30

if it was for P90X, then you have a reason to feel ******! that routine is balls hard.

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Stickdude 1

Saturday 19 December 2009 3:19

Maybe he just didn't want the video

hellokimmiee 5

Saturday 19 December 2009 5:47

greeeeaaaat :P

xenomorph 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:04

Don't follow the video . . . if you do, you will have some trouble, especially if you're married.

teamhat 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 11:05

how the hell is this an fml?

AtrumMessor 1

Sunday 20 December 2009 9:45

Yay for tactful bosses! :P

maundy 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 13:37

learn to appreciate all gifts :)

Leftieswillrule 3

Monday 27 September 2010 1:50

I'm pretty sure you're boss doesn't put much thought into christmas gifts for his/her employees, maybe he/she just picked a random gift

katie72 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:24

Wtf what a creeper lol xD

thelittlemissy 29

Monday 10 February 2014 14:12

Give him deoderant, implying that he smells. BAD.

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Today, I tried carrying all my groceries inside in one trip. I succeeded, but also succeeded in tearing the handles, dropping everything, and rolling a can of soup straight under my neighbor’s car. Never trust cheap tote bags. FML

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Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML

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Today, Rudolph's nose burned out. I had to guide the sleigh. FML

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Today, I was participating in an activity to join a program which I really wanted to join. One of the teachers in charge seemed to notice my efforts and asked if I wanted to join the program. I said yes, thinking I had a chance. She laughed, shook her head before saying no and walking away. FML

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Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

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