Life has a way of turning out...

It was probably not having work on labor day that screwed them up

you forgot you had the day off? a day that most people love, look forward to and get to relax? whoa, your job must keep you busy! :(

But is the bird ok?

Well, my father always told me. SON: " life is like a bird, it's pretty cute until it ***** on your head". I never believed him until I read this FML!

My father always told me "Hey why don't you get a job you filthy cat!" We don't have a cat so I figured it was me.

lllloooouuuusssssaaaahhhhhuuuurrr (spelled wrong on purpose for effect)

You coulda had a V8

My mom hit a turkey once. But it lived! I don't think it was the same story with the other bird though. R.I.P. Little Birdie. XD

Downhill from here:)

At least the bird wasn't an angry bird, I suppose.

I thought my day wasn't up-to-par. Ok... I feel better bout my day now. Sorry OP.

Hey guys will y'all thumbs this comment down please?

I would have gone home, got back in bed, and started the day over again, and pretend it was all just a bad dream.

Steps for recovery after this day; Step 1: Drive to nearest liquor store Step 2: Buy your favorite bottle of booze (I prefer Vodka) Step 3: Drive home Step 4: Open bottle, drink the entire contents of bottle, get mind numbingly drunk, pass out, and forget it ever happened.

It's times like this, the things my father would say to me..."what the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Why don't you get out and give someone else a chance!"

I feel sorry for the bird.

Nice quote #90. I love that movie.

68 you're right. It was a suicidal bird instead. And 56, it's not OP's fault. Have you seen the way those little ****** up creatures fly from the opposite side of the road, across 4 lanes of traffic and, in most cases (this one excluded) merely miss being hit by you? Cause I see it all the time. Plus, just because OP didn't have work, doesn't mean he had no reason to go out. Not everyone stays home on their free days.

Did it say the bird died? Lol

It's not the drivers fault there buddy

Agreed.. At least op wasn't late for work this time haha :)

Sucks for the bird

Indeed it does!

ik rly sux 4 bird

OP you are so horrid!! You freaking bird murderer!!!

Yes 116, theres no such thing as accidents.

Ba-dum ... you don't deserve the "tssss"

........ ^ You see that? You don't deserve anything.

he didnt get dots. he got multiple periods at once. you want that?

You have a point there!

Lol xD

You mean that awkward moment when the bird comes back to life and haunts you by possessing every partner you get for the rest of your life and causing them to act like malnourished intercity cartoon raccoons? Yeah...... I hate that too..... :/

I love when that happens !

say that to the bird

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping., While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping. That poor bird will haunt him forever. Haha.

Go shakespear!!

#74, That's Poe, not Shakespeare.

Sounds like a productive day without reason. More than I do, that's for sure.

62 = a next to epic win. It would've been epic if Poe had been quoted in full. But he wasn't, so it isn't, just live with it.

Did 74 really misspell the name of the wrong author?! Holy ******* hell man! (or woman) read a freakin' book!!!

Forevermore

Nah dude, it was all a joke.

Could be.... Don't forget: we Are on FML.....

Lol is that a link? ^

that. might. just. be. why. it's. posted. on. FML.

You spelt ******* wrong.

He may have had a rough morning?

And more expensive with gas prices these days...

Wow you just ruined a perfect comment!

Monster trucks remind me of Justin Bieber. That's how manly I am.