By anonymous - 08/09/2015 12:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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satan1525 6

Make sure to give your social security number too

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Curtis66 19

At least you found out earlier as opposed to later.

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jarkleflob 13

why did your friends set you up with a person like that?

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

She could have asked if it to her is the other way around and she might think the guy will be dependant on her.

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AyeJay101 25

Sounds like she may want to charge by the hour

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VbPretend 7

Man she's not even trying to hide that she's a gold digger

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kwerner7116 14

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soullyfe 33

Or option C, she just wants him for his money and what he can provide for her.

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Jiratias 36

"Oh, I'm a big CEO, I earn $1,000,000 per year. But I'm not interested in you anymore"

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gracehi 31

Reminds of what the CEO of JP Morgan said to that very overt gold digger. Now he has a cool point from me for every dollar in his checking account.

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Goblin182 26

Maybe she wants to make sure OP is not a dead beat, she just has poor people skills.

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bapbap_fml 15

Could be. I have a friend like that. She asks people she barely knows all sorts of inappropriate questions. "What do you make in a year?" "Oh you got engaged? How much did the ring cost? And congrats". She is just socially awkward and doesn't understand why people take offence.

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