By anonymous - 08/09/2015 12:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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satan1525 6

Make sure to give your social security number too

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Curtis66 19

At least you found out earlier as opposed to later.

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Niedermayer_20 12

These hoes ain't loyal. I'm not far behind bud.

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berkeleyjake 13

if she says she has money to give you from a Nigerian Prince, leave.. otherwise, better than nothing

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MistyKittyx 23

On the bright side, you knew her intentions from the start. We meet different people all the time, and not all of them are angels. That's just life. Your friends definitely didn't make the best choice, but it's not the end of the world really.

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PixelSword24 15

I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but, wait, yes I am

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