By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 526
You deserved it 3 609

Same thing different taste

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buckeye08 10

I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.

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That's why you get braces when you're 10, and don't have to worry about it. Unless you're a pretty popular 10 year old with a lisence, or else you will have no life ;)

Will having your braces tightened mean you will have a sore mouth if you succeed in capturing a proper Valentines date? If my mouth was sore I don't think I would like to kiss or be kissed which would make a date awkward come the end of the evening. Good luck, hope you don't get too sore.

luv_him6 6

ohmigosh i had braces before. it doesnt even hurt that bad.

roher1331 4

I also have a date with my ortho... :P

it's okay . you've already blown him. twice . with your tonsils being removed , the excuse of your throat being sore was quite convenient. this time when he puts you under he might even go all the way with you. it'll be like a real date! skipping the flowers and food and conversation and getting right to the juicy unconsexual sex! I mean what?

unconsensual * freudian slip. gotta love those Bastards.

MissAimeeAngel 15

And now please open your mouth wider ;)

oh wow im getting mine off V-day. I would have spent it with my "amazing" boyfriend, but he broke my heart last weekend out of pure selfishness. you win some, you lose some.

perdix 29

Re-schedule your appointment for 10:30 pm, and you could be onto something. That chair could be lots of fun if you are creative. ;)

I got a date for Valentine's Day.... I'm going to tighten braces all day long....and fix broken brackets, change closing chains and get saliva flung onto my face....oh, and put braces on some sniveling little person.... FML, too.....lmao