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By astroloser - 07/03/2009 16:10 - Philippines

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML
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Your counselor probably had a point. If you were interested in space you would want to be an astronomer, not an astrologist.

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beepelati 5

um, maybe you ment astronomer, not ASTROLOGIST. "astrologist" is the guy that writes the horoscope. your counseilor might be' right.

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chelzy 0

hey 223. ur sexy and right. great combo. are u bi?

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shea627 20

astrologists need to know about the universe too

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cryssycakesx3 22

@223 says to person that says "counseilor"

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Humps 0

Your counselor probably had a point. If you were interested in space you would want to be an astronomer, not an astrologist.

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rosaleehoohaha 0

they are very different astrologist write horoscopes and astronomers do the whole space thing

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rougeunicorn03 17

Nonetheless, it was still an incredibly unprofessional thing to say.

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JJ_86 22

Haha. Exactly what I thought first.

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giovamike0927 16

Youre the stupid one astrology is the study of the positions and relationships of the sun, moon, stars, and planets in order to judge their influence on human actions

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luther48 20

277, nice come back! I know you are but what am I?!

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XAMezaki 0

That is horrible. Guidance councelors are supposed to help with problems, not critisize you in that manner.

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meddude 0

punch that jackass in the face. there's supposed to be a level of professionalism in this.

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iwadasn 32

And assault is so professional, right?

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MrCommunism 19

>counselor not professional >punch them in face >but not any punch >a professional punch

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fooch 0

my guidance counseler in elementary school was gay

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sirsquab 12

238 - I'm more surprised by the fact that you had a guidance counselor in Elementary o.O

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writerchic85 25

They have too nowadays so they can calm the kids down after someone eats a pop tart into the shape of a gun and traumatizes them.

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Usually in elementary they have a guidance counsellor that the students have a class with once a month or so.

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titanium89man 0

Yeah, seriously. At least know the actual name of the career before you bitch about her telling you the truth.

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barryallen_fml 0

And your counselor is right-as two other people pointed out if you love space you want to be an ASTRONAUT. An Astrologist is a fraud who looks at the stars and sees the future.

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SarahPicc 3

dumbass. it's astronomer. astronauts are just commercial faces for the program. because he does want to learn, astronomy would be the better bet.

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Arcuna 0

So, yeah, that was wrong of your counselor, but did you mean astronaut or astronomer?

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CherishFlowers 0

You guys are so stupid... even though he said the wrong thing, the guidance counselor had absolutely NO right to call him stupid.

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Some_guy 6

It pretty clearly says "woman" on the post.

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mock09 0

I think there's a point here. The counselor shouldn't have told OP she was stupid. The counselor SHOULD have just left her to go be the next Miss Cleo. Nothing says YDI like getting just what you ask for because you don't really know it as well as you thought. Besides, people get babied too much anyway. I'm glad there's someone out there who is willing to tell people that they can't realistically get everything they want. She's a counselor, not a ego-stroker.

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