Valentine's slay, Broken and Miscellaneous: Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my...

By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Ugh - 14/06/2016 20:41 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML

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By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By KenzoBVB - 02/09/2015 03:55 - Canada

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

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By bym - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 00:43 - Australia - Fairfield

Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML

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spazticechidna 2

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:03

Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.

buckeye08 10

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:04

I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.

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FitBikerConnor 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:23

You're not the only one with a date with the orthodontist :/

geon_olam 17

Sunday 5 February 2012 6:46

Kids and their euphemisms these days...

megladon 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 8:38

hah thats the same with me :)

purplegirl97 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:02

Same!!

Zorillo 4

Monday 6 February 2012 10:44

I hear ya, I have a date with the radiologist.

Seledochka 1

Monday 6 February 2012 11:55

lol, the same goes for me :)

hoonyer 17

Monday 6 February 2012 22:13

I have a date with my PS3 ^_^

xxMoMoxx 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:47

Same here):

pineappletower 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 23:33

I also have a date for Valentines Day - a cervical smear test. At least I'll be getting some attention in that area...

jocelyns 1

Wednesday 8 February 2012 7:53

Dam that must sux. I have braces too and i have to get the same thing done too but not on valentines day

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